Sermons

Click here for worship material    “Jesus, The Bread of Eternal Life”               I want to start with something funny that I found online: A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for…

Click here for worship material   “We are the Deliverers of The Bread of Life” I want to start with a funny story. I heard about an old nun who lived in a convent next to a construction site. She noticed the coarse language the workers used and decided to spend some time with them…

Click here for worship materials   “The Love of God for Everyone!”            I want to start something funny that I found on an internet site: A ninety-five year old lady at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling, Mary?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said…

Click here for worship material   “It is Time to Come Closer to God Again!”         I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Perly Gates. St. Peter says, “Here’s how…

Click here for worship material   “Thermometer vs. Thermostat” I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: There was an elderly lady who accidentally locked herself out of the car when she went to the store. She tried to use a coat hanger to get it open, but it…

Click here for worship material “Jesus’ Compassion vs. Our Passion” I want to start with a funny story I heard: There was a man who lived alone. One day, he bought a parrot, thinking she might be a good friend to chat with. But she never spoke a word. The man went back to the…

Click here for Sunday worship material    “The Courage of Faith” I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said…

Click here for Sunday worship material   “As You Believe, so It Shall be!”   I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: A girl asked her mother how the human race got started. Her mother explained how God created Adam and Eve. They had children, and then on…

Click here for worship material    “Lift up your Faith!”   I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé…

Click here for worship material “Don’t You Care?”   I want to start with something funny I found on an internet site: Jesus decides to come back to earth. He gets his friend Moses to come with him, and Moses tells him he should warm up doing miracles before he shows anyone. They rent a…