Sermons

Click here for worship material “World Communion: Openness and Unity” I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: A four-year-old was in church when the wine and communion wafers were passed out. He was very interested in this, and started to get up. His mother leaned over and told…

Click here for Sunday worship material   “In the Name of Love” I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site:  A very poor and elderly man applied for membership at a wealthy church. The pastor tried to dissuade him with various evasive remarks. The old man soon realized he…

Click here for Sunday worship materials   “You are a Chosen People” I want to start with something funny that I found online: An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he…

Click here for Sunday worship material “It is Only When you Call His Name” I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to…

Click here for Sunday worship material     “A Challenge Might be a Pathway to Blessings.”          I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: A guy is out hunting. He sees a bear and shoots at it, but he misses. Suddenly, he slips and falls down the mountainside. His…

Click here for worship material  “Because Jesus Loves you!” I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: After the Baptizing of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.…

Click here for worship material    “Jesus, The Bread of Eternal Life”               I want to start with something funny that I found online: A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for…

Click here for worship material   “We are the Deliverers of The Bread of Life” I want to start with a funny story. I heard about an old nun who lived in a convent next to a construction site. She noticed the coarse language the workers used and decided to spend some time with them…

Click here for worship materials   “The Love of God for Everyone!”            I want to start something funny that I found on an internet site: A ninety-five year old lady at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling, Mary?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said…

Click here for worship material   “It is Time to Come Closer to God Again!”         I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Perly Gates. St. Peter says, “Here’s how…