Sermons

Click here for worship material “Jesus’ Mission and Our Mission” (Stewardship Month # 4)                        I want to start with something funny that I found an internet site: A pastor asked a farmer, “If you had 100 cows, would you give 50 to the Lord?” The farmer said, “Of course!”  The pastor continued, “If you…

Click here for worship material “Stewardship Month #3: Our Faith in God’s Ownership” I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: A man died and went to heaven. He arrived at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter welcomed him and led him down the golden streets. As they walked,…

Click here for worship material  “Stewardship Month: Do Good and Share with Others (2)”           I want to start with something funny that I found an internet site: A pastor stood up on Stewardship Sunday and said, “I have good news and bad news!” “The good news is—we have all the money we need to…

Click here for worship material  “Do Good and Share with Others (1)” I want to start with something funny that I found an internet site: A Sunday school teacher was asking her students some questions after a series of lessons on God’s omnipotence. She asked, “Is there anything God can’t do?” The room was silent.…

Click here for worship material    “Back to the Bible” I want to start with something funny that I found an internet site: An elderly lady walked into the local church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. He asked her politely, “Where would you like…

Click here for worship material “From Empty to Overflowing” I want to start with something funny that I found on an internet site: Father O’Malley was driving down to Boston on Christmas Eve when got stopped for speeding in Medford. The highway patrol officer smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and then saw an empty…

Click here for worship material  “You Have Been Baptized to Serve: God’s Calling” I want to start with something funny that I found an internet site:  A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short on time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. He left…

Click here for worship material  “The Best GPS”             I want to start with something funny I found an internet site: One Saturday, a pastor was walking down the street on his way to visit a parishioner. He needed to urgently post a package, so he asked a young boy where he could find the…

Click here for worship material  “Finding Where You Belong” I’d like to start with something funny I found on an internet site. A dad asked his son why he kept getting lost playing outside. The son replied, “I was just trying to act out the prodigal son in the Bible, but I forgot the way…

Click here for worship material    “When Faith Moves Us” I’d like to start with something funny I found on an internet site. A couple was driving down the road when they came across a sign that said, “Nacogdoches, forty miles ahead.” They began arguing about how to correctly pronounce “Nacogdoches.” The husband got so…